Previously on ‘Zookeeper Ernie’: After Lucy revealed to her husband Alex that she was leaving him for a zookeeper named Ernie, Alex killed Lucy and hacked her up with a saw. He then declared Ernie would soon follow. Retired Detective Vincenzo is visited by a young cop in Canada: ‘A zookeeper found severed female body [...]
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Zookeeper Ernie #3
Previously on ‘Zookeeper Ernie’: After Lucy revealed to her husband Alex that she was leaving him for a zookeeper named Ernie, Alex killed Lucy and hacked her up with a saw. He then declared Ernie would soon follow. Now, on an all new ‘Zookeeper Ernie’, the story continues. Sun up. An old and rusty rowing [...]
Zookeeper Ernie #2
Previously on ‘Zookeeper Ernie’: Alex and Lucy were having a very hostile discussion about Lucy sleeping with a zookeeper named Ernie. Lucy announced that she and Ernie would be starting a zebrafarm in New-Mexico, when Alex suddenly yelled: ‘OH MY GOD, LUCY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEHIND YOU?!’ Now, on an all new ‘Zookeeper [...]
Zookeeper Ernie #1
‘We’ve been over this in the past. Relax, alright? I’m not going to tell you again, Lucy. Because we’ve already been over this.’ ‘Sit down, Alex.’ ‘Why? There is nothing I have to say to you.’ ‘SIT down, Alex.’ ‘Alright, I’m sitting the fuck down. Are you happy now?’ ‘If I was happy we wouldn’t [...]